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Psychic Lawyer Mark Anthony Is The Legal Profession’s Dionne Warwick, Apparently

September 24, 2014 by Bitter Lawyer Leave a Comment

Feeling a little tense in your personal or professional life? Law cases just not breaking your way? You’ve started bringing a flask to the office just to deal with having to talk to the senior partner? At home, the kids have become disobedient little monsters who only stare at television white noise all day à…

Filed Under: Featured Lawyer, Just Sayin', Lawyer Tagged With: dionne warwick, Featured, mark anthony, psychic lawyer, quit your day job

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Speak Now or Forever Waive Your Rights

October 1, 2013 by Bitter Staff Leave a Comment

Filed Under: Just Sayin', Lawyer Tagged With: Featured, Musings

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Sometimes You Just Need to Object

June 25, 2013 by Bitter Editor Leave a Comment

There are no “real” objections to make, but as attorneys we need to indicate things on the record.

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