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How To Be A Scientist According To Stock Photography

  Jillian Richardson /   June 5, 2015 /   SciTech /   Leave a Comment

A lot of people think that it takes a lot of hard work to become a scientist. They’re wrong. If you want to understand what it takes to be a master of the elements, all you need to do is check out a stock photography website:

1. Always do the math

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The hard and fast rule of science? No matter what you’re doing, fill at least one wall with equations. It doesn’t matter if you’re just an intern who’s been sent out of the lab to get coffee. If you want to be a scientist, you need to impress people with big charts and equations.

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