We’re going to talk to you today about a subject that is not always easy to bring up. It’s uncomfortable and something that has been avoided for generations. But we want you to be brave and try to stick with us. Our best advice is to stay away from mental pictures. Ozzy Osbourne has sex. Still. With women other than his wife Sharon.
Remember when there was that big drama recently in which Sharon, Ozzy’s wife of 32 years, left him because he was cheating on her with his hairdresser? Let’s recap: “Beverly Hills colorist” Michelle Pugh
was put in charge of maintaining this head of hair in September 2011.
Naturally, she fell head over heels for it. Michelle even went so far as to claim the Prince of Darkness was the love of her life. But it was all Ozzy’s fault. She says a year later, he started putting the moves on her and they swiftly started maintaining “a consensual secretive romantic relationship.” Ozzy even moved into her house. We imagine this was all a misunderstanding where Ozzy was mumbling about wanting a Brazilian Blowout, but we digress.
The dynamic duo’s affair was leaked to the media and that’s when the real fun started. Ozzy’s daughter Kelly, no shrinking violet, went on the attack against Michelle on social media with a “rash of mass cyber-bullying” that included this tweet:
FYI, those blurred-out digits were Michelle’s private phone number. And for that, Michelle is suing Kelly.
Not only was Michelle being “slut-shamed, bullied, and harassed for allegedly breaking up a marriage,” according to court docs, but Kelly also accused her of elder abuse against her almost 70-year-old father.
Michelle is going after Kelly for punitive damages for defamation, public disclosure of private facts, and emotional distress.
As for Ozzy, he’s back with Sharon and seeking treatment for sex addiction. That’s right. Enjoy your lunch.