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The Most Ridiculous Lawyer Billboards

  Bitter Lawyer /   June 21, 2017 /   Best of Bitter Lawyer, Lawyer /   2 Comments

Now, we’re not talking about those ones where a dude glowers over the freeway dressed in a $150 suit with a dark dress shirt like he’s Regis Philbin circa 1998. Those things are a dime a dozen. These billboards go the extra mile (Pun totally intended. Sue us.) to make lawyers look absurd.

1. The Super Honest One

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Well? Who can argue with this as your marketing scheme? Who among us hasn’t thought this at one time or another? If you’re hating on this guy, you’re just jealous.

2. The Dreadhead Dude One

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Do you have a friend who got hurt at a Phish concert because he took the bad acid? Send them to this guy so they can compare sweet white dude dreads.

3. The Low Expectations One

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You should hire this guy because his faithful companions (who are really never in need of legal services) trust him. That said, we guess we’d rather hire a guy who is beloved by man’s best friend rather than loathed.

4. The Ball So Hard One

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God, we wish there was a better picture of this one. Rumor has it that it was pulled down, which is a goddamn shame. They also apparently had a billboard with a little old lady waving some hardcore cash and saying “I’m Rich, Bitch,” so these guys are pretty much our heroes.

5. The Super Sexxxxy One

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We’re particularly fond of this billboard because it’s on wheels. We’re also pretty into it because it sort of implies either that if you get a divorce you’ll be hella sexy or that the lawyers getting you said divorce are hella sexy. Maybe both.

Originally posted March 2015.

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