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July’s Playlist To Make Running Suck Less: 80s Edition!

July 31, 2015 by Tara Jenson 2 Comments

So you’ve been trudging through your runs this month in the swampy humidity – we feel you. That’s why this month’s running playlist isn’t as much triumphant conquering feel-the-burn feet-mover tracks as just steady-wins-the-race, the race being that you succeed in slogging through your 2 or 5 or 8 steamy miles without dying. Let it…

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Ridiculous Celebrity Lawsuit of the Week: Hall & Oates Can’t Go for Haulin’ Oats (No Can Do)

March 9, 2015 by Michelle McCarthy Leave a Comment

Hall and Oates emerged from the ’80s as a bit of an afterthought. Even though they had a solid catalog of catchy hits, including “Maneater,” “Kiss on My List,” “Private Eyes,” and “Out of Touch,” their legacy was lumped in with other all-flash-no-substance first-wave-of-MTV acts. The pompadour and stache certainly didn’t help…and they did release…

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