I’m trapped, hiding – cowering, really – in someone’s locker. I can see a little of the room outside through the slats on the door, but what’s keeping my spine pressed against the back of the locker are sounds: heavy, erratic footfalls that become something tinnier (is that the ventilation system?), and the occasional hiss.…
Scorpion: We’re Conflicted
While watching the third episode of Scorpion, I realized that I have no idea whether I like this show or not. Last week’s biotech episode was disappointing. Episode 3 brought the Scorpion crew back to more familiar territory, centering the plot on a scheme to the bomb the internet. This turns into a mixed bag…
Dear Scorpion: We’re Not Mad, Just Disappointed
Why is this here, you’re asking? What in your bitter lawyer life has led you to read about a tv show that involves an elite hacker team outrunning planes in a Ferrari? First, because we’re rolling out our bitter empire, and tv, bitter and otherwise, will be a big part of our empire once our…
Scorpion: Like ‘The Practice’ for the Tech Industry, But Dumber
Why is this here, you’re asking? What in your bitter lawyer life has led you to read about a tv show that involves an elite hacker team outrunning planes in a Ferrari? First, because we’re rolling out our bitter empire, and tv, bitter and otherwise, will be a big part of our empire once our…
Make A Little Birdhouse In Your School And Play This Pigeon Dating Game
Why is this here, you’re asking? What in your bitter lawyer life has led you to read about a game where you can pretend to date pigeons? First, because we’re rolling out our bitter empire, and gaming, bitter and otherwise, will be a big part of our empire once our death star is fully operational.…
Utopia: We’d Rather Be In A First-Year Property Exam For The Rest Of Our Lives
We know what you are thinking: you are lawyers; you are way too serious for something as frivolous as a recap of Utopia. But, that is where our absurd expansion plan to become a Bitter Empire comes in. Let us help you… by bringing utter and pointless fluff right to your desktop. Or smart phone.…