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Divorce Groupons!

February 15, 2013 by Han Bitter Solo Leave a Comment

Divorce attorneys strike it rich through Groupon.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: das12, divorce, Groupon, legal coupons, parody

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An Ugly Divorce

October 31, 2012 by Jeana Brookes 1 Comment

And you thought divorce in American was bad.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: Bitter News, china, divorce, plastic surgery

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Legal Humor Roundup for September 22, 2011

September 22, 2011 by Bitter Bartender Leave a Comment

How using the bathroom will also scramble some jets, unless it’s a bucket of urine. Plus, going topless in court and ten gifts for that newly divorced friend of yours.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: airport security, divorce, gl11, Happy Hour Law Review

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Legal Humor Roundup for September 15, 2011

September 15, 2011 by Bitter Bartender Leave a Comment

In a banner day, we get 6 judges who go nuts on the bench, divorce on the grounds of Alzheimer’s, and a guy who changed his name to Led Zeppelin II.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: crime, divorce, gl11, Happy Hour Law Review, music

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Top Divorce Settlements

August 3, 2011 by Bitter Staff 1 Comment

All claims were accurate back in 2011. One day we’ll update this, we promise. We here at Bitter Lawyer are all for finding the easy way out. Grinding it out in BigLaw can earn you some dollars, but so can at lot of other things like marrying rich. The only thing better than marrying rich,…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: divorce, marriage, money, settlement

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Bitter News, 9-21-09

September 21, 2009 by Bitter Newsroom 1 Comment

Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom that make the 11th biggest lie in history: • Headline reads: “Gritty 80-yr-old is probably city’s oldest law student.” Probably?  The city’s?  Don’t want to step out on a limb and expand the geographic scope of that statement a smidgen?  You’re already using the word “probably.” For the love, he’s…

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: biglaw, careers, divorce, law students, prosecutor

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(Marital) Home Wrecker

March 19, 2009 by Bitter Contributor 31 Comments

One of the things this divorce client demanded was not only my time, but the partner’s too.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Associate Abuse, divorce, marriage

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Twelve Very Bitter Divorces

February 13, 2009 by Michael Estrin 12 Comments

Here are some divorces that certainly left a bitter mark. Happy Valentine’s Day from your friends at Bitter Lawyer.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter by Numbers, divorce, valentine's day

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Ed McMahon: Next Time, Get a Retainer

July 31, 2008 by Bitter Newsroom Leave a Comment

Just when your feelings about Ed McMahon couldn’t get any more confusing, the media is reporting that two New York law firms have brought suit against the former late-night sidekick for over a quarter of a million bucks he allegedly owes them for handling his daughter’s divorce. This news rounds out a generally unpleasant quarter…

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: celebrity, divorce, Ed McMahon, lawsuit

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