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We Aren’t Really Going To Review The New Surfer Blood Record

May 15, 2015 by Brandon de la Cruz 1 Comment

I’m going to tell you up front that this review has very little to do with the new Surfer Blood album, which is very good—real fuckin’ good, if I’m being honest—and sits comfortably alongside their previous work. If you already like them, you’ll like 1000 Palms. It’s smoother and less intense than Pythons, but whatever.…

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Johnson Gets Reprieve From 30 Day Sentence for Excessive Celebration

June 18, 2013 by Bitter Bachelor Leave a Comment

Chad Johnson Proves once again that touchdown celebrations were just the beginning of his legacy for antics on and off of the football field.  According to Sporting News, the former NFL Wide Receiver was set to settle a plea deal last Monday when things took an unfortunate turn.  While the judge was discussing the deal…

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