We’ve actually known for a while that a certain type of drug might have unique risks in terms of promoting mental decline in the elderly. There was a meta-analysis done in 2014 that offered the cheery reassurance that there was no statistically significant evidence that these drugs will make you die any younger, but a…


FDA to Distribute Free Zoloft to Exasperated Parents
The U.S. Food and Drug Administration has approved a limited 48-hour free distribution of Zoloft to qualifying parents in 22 states.

Dad, How Old Do I Have to Be to Smoke Pot?
Max asked “how old do I have to be before I can smoke pot legally?” He already vaguely knew some states had legalized the possession of marijuana.

Love Struck Man Lands Himself in Custody
Apparently, police officers tased a man yesterday just for trying to propose to his maybe his girlfriend . . . My theories are 1) he was really really high on drugs, 2) this is her way of breaking up with him, 3) the gays really have ruined marriage. Lets look for clues to find the answer! Clue…

What Happens When a Crackhead Goes Through Security?
They say, “stupid is as stupid does” and that goes double for William Gillespie. The 29-year-old Erie, Pennsylvania man was arrested for possession of a controlled substance with the intent to deliver and possession of drug paraphernalia, after he tried to enter the county courthouse with more than a dozen bags of crack cocaine. Gillespie…

News Update: Secrets to an Exciting Commute
Drugs in a can and a striptease on the side of the road.

Bitter Vault: The Adderall Diaries
While were on the subject of Adderall and because it’s time to open the Bitter Vault, let’s take a look at the other side. See the link below. Sure, on paper it may not be ethical or “right” to use stimulants like Adderall or Ritalin when you haven’t been diagnosed with ADD or a similar…

Adderall: The Intellectual’s Steroids
Unnecessary use of Adderall in law school gets you nowhere.

My Boss Asked Me To Score Some Weed
Given that I’m not open about my past or even what I do presently, how the hell (and why) did my boss connect me with scoring weed?

Bitter News, 9-4-09
Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom: • When not rocking and rolling all night, Gene Simmons has found time to play an ambulance-chasing lawyer in the new movie Extract from Beavis and Butthead creator Mike Judge, premiering this weekend. And, for the record, Simmons loves his own lawyer, but he hates yours. [New York Post] •…