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Which Ten Drugs In Your Medicine Cabinet Are Going to Give You Alzheimer’s?

February 25, 2015 by Naomi Kritzer 1 Comment

We’ve actually known for a while that a certain type of drug might have unique risks in terms of promoting mental decline in the elderly. There was a meta-analysis done in 2014  that offered the cheery reassurance that there was no statistically significant evidence that these drugs will make you die any younger, but a…

Filed Under: SciTech Tagged With: alzheimer's, drugs, terrifying

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FDA to Distribute Free Zoloft to Exasperated Parents

January 7, 2014 by Gregory Luce Leave a Comment

The U.S. Food and Drug Administration has approved a limited 48-hour free distribution of Zoloft to qualifying parents in 22 states.

Filed Under: Lawyer, Satire Tagged With: drugs, kids

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Dad, How Old Do I Have to Be to Smoke Pot?

January 2, 2014 by Gregory Luce Leave a Comment

Max asked “how old do I have to be before I can smoke pot legally?” He already vaguely knew some states had legalized the possession of marijuana.

Filed Under: Lawyer, Legal Crap My Kids Ask Me Tagged With: drugs, Featured

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Love Struck Man Lands Himself in Custody

June 5, 2013 by M Walter Leave a Comment

Apparently, police officers tased a man yesterday just for trying to propose to his maybe his girlfriend . . . My theories are 1) he was really really high on drugs, 2) this is her way of breaking up with him, 3) the gays really have ruined marriage. Lets look for clues to find the answer! Clue…

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views, Really Real News Tagged With: criminal defense, criminal law, drugs, Legal News, naked

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What Happens When a Crackhead Goes Through Security?

April 1, 2013 by Doug Stephan Leave a Comment

They say, “stupid is as stupid does” and that goes double for William Gillespie. The 29-year-old Erie, Pennsylvania man was arrested for possession of a controlled substance with the intent to deliver and possession of drug paraphernalia, after he tried to enter the county courthouse with more than a dozen bags of crack cocaine. Gillespie…

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: cocaine, crack, drugs, gillespie, metal detector, security

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News Update: Secrets to an Exciting Commute

September 17, 2012 by Doug Stephan Leave a Comment

Drugs in a can and a striptease on the side of the road.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: Bitter News, commute, drugs, huffing, striptease

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Bitter Vault: The Adderall Diaries

August 16, 2012 by Bitter Vault Leave a Comment

While were on the subject of Adderall and because it’s time to open the Bitter Vault, let’s take a look at the other side.  See the link below. Sure, on paper it may not be ethical or “right” to use stimulants like Adderall or Ritalin when you haven’t been diagnosed with ADD or a similar…

Filed Under: Best of Bitter Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: ADD, Adderall, adhd, bitter vault, drugs, From the Archives, ritalin

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Adderall: The Intellectual’s Steroids

August 15, 2012 by Kate Currer 10 Comments

Unnecessary use of Adderall in law school gets you nowhere.

Filed Under: Columns, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: Adderall, drugs, study

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My Boss Asked Me To Score Some Weed

October 14, 2011 by Ex-Bitter 4 Comments

Given that I’m not open about my past or even what I do presently, how the hell (and why) did my boss connect me with scoring weed?

Filed Under: Advice from an Ex-Bitter, Lawyer Tagged With: Advice from an Ex-Bitter, drugs, gl11

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Bitter News, 9-4-09

September 4, 2009 by Bitter Newsroom 1 Comment

Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom: • When not rocking and rolling all night, Gene Simmons has found time to play an ambulance-chasing lawyer in the new movie Extract from Beavis and Butthead creator Mike Judge, premiering this weekend.  And, for the record, Simmons loves his own lawyer, but he hates yours.  [New York Post] •…

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: drugs, reality shows, SCOTUS

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