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7 Awesome Lawyerly Etsy Gifts for Valentine’s

February 13, 2019 by Gregory Luce 2 Comments

With St. Valentine’s Day approaching, Etsy remains a fantastic place to find that perfect artisanal gift for your special lawyerly someone.

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Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: gift ideas, gifts

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Your Not All That Bitter Geeky Gift Guide

December 13, 2016 by Bitter Staff 1 Comment

‘Tis the season, when you’re scrambling for a gift for your favorite geek. Forget picking up anything useful, because we have found the kinds of gifts that will astound, amuse or at least distract. Like these periodic table leggings. We’re not even sure that they are as awful as this photo makes them look. We’re…

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Filed Under: Featured, SciTech Tagged With: gift guide, gifts

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Your Very Bitter Lawyer Gift Guide

December 15, 2015 by Bitter Lawyer Leave a Comment

‘Tis the season, to buy all sorts of crap for the people you love the most. Or want to suck up to in case they’ll throw some business your way next year. Or so we hear. Working in our pajamas has not been conducive to that style of networking. Anywho, because we’re super helpful, we…

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Filed Under: Featured Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: gift, gift idea, gifts

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10 Great Gifts For Your Favorite Scientist

December 12, 2014 by BitterEmpire Leave a Comment

Well. Some of them are great. Some of them are just batshit crazy. We were undecided about the direction we wanted to go with this, so we just squashed it all together for funsies. 1. Gallium, just because. There is absolutely no practical purpose to this gift, except to watch metal melt in your hand. And…

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I Need a White Elephant Gift for a Partner

December 13, 2013 by Ex-Bitter Leave a Comment

Our rules of the white elephant gift: 1) you must spend at least $3,000; 2) the recipient must do whatever is required.

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What Every Bitter Lawyer Wants For Christmas, Part 2

December 7, 2012 by Doug Stephan 1 Comment

Ladies and gentleman, without further adieu, I introduce you to The Flask Tie.

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: christmas, gifts

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Do’s and Don’ts on Valentine’s Day Gifts for Lawyers

February 9, 2010 by BL1Y 20 Comments

What to buy and what not to buy for that lawyer you love

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: bitter exclusive, gifts, holidays

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