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The One Time You’d Like to Be Confused with Your Twin

August 5, 2008 by Bitter Newsroom Leave a Comment

Reports are circulating throughout the media that mogul-waif Mary-Kate Olsen has demanded a promise of prosecutorial immunity from federal investigators before answering their questions about how Heath Ledger may have procured two intense painkillers that contributed to his accidental overdose death earlier this year. Investigators with the DEA have confirmed the sources for “all the…

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: celebrity, Heath Ledger, Mary-Kate Olsen, suicide

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