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Adventures in Life, Law, and Raising Five Kids

January 22, 2018 by Starlight Fonseca 2 Comments

Sometimes you have to remind yourself of all the good you’ve got

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter Law School, holidays

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How To Leave The Best Impression At Your Holiday Parties

November 12, 2017 by Andrew Cabasso Leave a Comment

The holiday season is almost upon us, which means you still have so many party choices to make. Should you wear a suit and tie? How much drinking is acceptable? We’ve got you covered. What to wear? This is a party, not a funeral. Ditch the suit and tie and rock an aloha shirt and…

Filed Under: Lawyer Tagged With: best behavior, holidays, party

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How to Spend Time with Non-Lawyers During the Holidays

December 27, 2014 by Kate Currer 1 Comment

Those non-lawyer, family members can be so annoying during the holidays – especially if you’re the only lawyer in the house.

Filed Under: Columns, Featured Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: christmas, Featured, holidays, non-lawyers, thanksgiving

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Seven Things That Always Happen at Law Firms Around Christmas

December 24, 2014 by Bitter Staff 23 Comments

Irrespective of the financial climate, there are seven things that always seem to happen at law firms around Christmas time

Filed Under: Columns, Featured Lawyer, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter by Numbers, christmas, Featured, holidays

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Get Your Holiday Guests Drunk Quicker With Curved Glasses

December 9, 2014 by S. W. Kish Leave a Comment

The holiday season is upon us. A time to visit with family and friends, eat, share stories, decorate, and of course, drink. Let’s be honest. Alcohol consumption is fun. But with every intoxicated euphoric high comes the devastating realistic low. Medical professionals cite that 4% of the global burden of disease can be attributed to…

Filed Under: SciTech Tagged With: curved glasses, drunk, holidays, liquor, science

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A Taxonomy Of Monday Morning Judges

November 11, 2014 by Groggies Leave a Comment

Picture it: you’re at a family gathering, let’s say a wedding, stuffing your face with whatever’s on the buffet line when your approached by your uncle you haven’t talked to in five years. Before you can say anything he starts talking about some recent Supreme Court case you’ve never heard of. He thinks that Chief…

Filed Under: Lawyer Tagged With: avoid, holidays, monday morning judges

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5 Downsides to Thanksgiving Break

November 13, 2012 by Not an Elle Leave a Comment

For law students, the holidays aren’t always that sweet.

Filed Under: Columns, Featured Lawyer, law school, Lawyer, Not an Elle Tagged With: holiday break, holidays, students, thanksgiving

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The Same Conversation Every Law School Break

January 10, 2012 by Not an Elle Leave a Comment

When we finally reach the long awaited and longed for oasis from law school, we can count on some fool friend to be a fly in the ointment.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter Law School, holidays, lawyer jokes

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Ghost of Law School Past

December 19, 2011 by Albert Wang 1 Comment

It’s A Christmas Carol, Law School Edition

Filed Under: Comics, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: christmas, holidays

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Do’s and Don’ts on Valentine’s Day Gifts for Lawyers

February 9, 2010 by BL1Y 20 Comments

What to buy and what not to buy for that lawyer you love

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: bitter exclusive, gifts, holidays

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