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Bitter News, Week of August 15, 2011

August 15, 2011 by Bitter Newsroom Leave a Comment

Here are your headlines from the Bitter Newsroom, where we pay attention to signs. Made of Only the Finest Felons: Frederick James is selling an exclusive selection of iPad covers made from the pants of Bernie Madoff, sourced from an auction held by the US Marshals Service last fall. We feel these modern day scalps would make the…

Filed Under: law school, Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: intellectual property, prison, torts, tuition

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Bitter Brief 14: Sin City, Righthaven, and Vegas Stripper Cards

August 4, 2011 by Bitter Brief 6 Comments

[powerpress] On this week’s special swingin’ Vegas edition of the Bitter Brief, Kimber regales Mark with tales of her adventures in Sin City, we tackle copyright troll Righthaven, and we discuss the scourge of The Strip. Click here to subscribe to the the Bitter Brief on iTunes!

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter Brief, intellectual property, Las Vegas

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Bitter News, Week of August 1st, 2011

August 1, 2011 by Bitter Newsroom Leave a Comment

Here are your headlines from the Bitter Newsroom, where we review the news like a bus! The Force is Strong With This One: The British prop designer who crafted the original Stormtrooper costumes for Star Wars, based on George Lucas’ own sketches, managed to defeat Lucasfilm in the UK Supreme Court and win the right produce replica…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: constitutional law, free speech, intellectual property, mens rea, sex

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Bitter News, Week of July 25th, 2011

July 26, 2011 by Bitter Newsroom Leave a Comment

Here are your headlines from the Bitter Newsroom, where we paint reality. One Man’s Squatter is Another’s Possessor: In honor of bar exam week, we kick off with this delightful attempt at textbook adverse possession happening in Texas. The man learned that the Lone Star State requires only three years and, finding an abandoned home in…

Filed Under: law school, Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: drinking, intellectual property, prostitution

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Bitter News, 9-17-09

September 17, 2009 by Bitter Newsroom Leave a Comment

Headlines from the Bitter Newsroom with the same “supernatural” power over men as Megan Fox: • Capital BigLaw-ers unite.  “Washington, D.C. has become the favorite area for wealthy young adults, with the nation’s highest percentage of 25-34 year-olds making more than $100,000 a year.” Some 10,327 young adults making more than six figures live in…

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: biglaw, intellectual property, religion

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Bitter News, 9-9-09

September 9, 2009 by Bitter Newsroom 1 Comment

09.09.09 Bitter Newsroom headlines to celebrate the last repeating, single-digit date til 01.01.2101: • It’s official: Chihuahuas (chi-WAH’-wahs) are just a bunch of narcissistic bitches who love to be the center of lawsuit attention.  In 2009 alone there have been cases of yapping Chihuahuas, “¡Yo quiero mi dinero!” Chihuahuas, Rock City-hoarding Chihuahuas, and price-of-gay-love Chihuahuas. …

Filed Under: Lawyer, News & Views Tagged With: confidentiality, dogs, intellectual property, lawsuits, negligence, social media

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