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4 Things I Wish Someone Had Told Me But I’m Thankful to Know Now

April 10, 2017 by Namby Pamby 2 Comments

As I start my fifth year as a licensed liar, here are the things I wish I had been told when I first started

Filed Under: Columns, Featured, Lawyer, The Namby Pamby Tagged With: advice, associates, law jobs

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Why Corporate Law is a Total Scam

September 23, 2013 by M Walter 8 Comments

But I can’t really blame the corporate attorneys for what they are doing.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Associate Abuse, biglaw, business, Featured, law firm jobs, law jobs, lawsuit, partners, partnership track

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5 Reasons Why Being a Lawyer is Really Not as Cool as I Thought

June 17, 2013 by M Walter 5 Comments

From the bad clients to the worse judges, we delve into the reasons why being a lawyer simply isn’t cool. At all.

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Filed Under: Bitter by Numbers, Lawyer Tagged With: debt, law jobs, lawyering, practicing law

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After Nearly Three Years, What Next?

June 26, 2012 by Not an Elle 6 Comments

I dread questions about what’s next, after law school. Why? Because I don’t have the answers.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter Law School, graduation, law jobs

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Wide Net

June 18, 2012 by Albert Wang 3 Comments

In a bad economy for lawyers, it’s important to throw a wide net. A comic by Albert Wang

Filed Under: Comics, Lawyer Tagged With: economy, law jobs, networking

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I'm a Happy Lawyer, Why Aren't You?

May 25, 2012 by Ex-Bitter 6 Comments

Ex-Bitter answers the age-old question: why are lawyers so unhappy?

Filed Under: Advice from an Ex-Bitter, Lawyer Tagged With: Advice from an Ex-Bitter, law jobs

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Law Job Networking by the Numbers

May 8, 2012 by The Northwest 3L 3 Comments

A few tips for law students who are still working hard to land that first job as a lawyer

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter Law School, job search, law jobs, networking

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You CAN'T Do Anything With a Law Degree

March 6, 2012 by Law Firm 10 36 Comments

A law degree is about as useful as a G.E.D. for anything other than practicing law

Filed Under: Columns, Featured Lawyer, Law Firm 10, Lawyer Tagged With: JD, law firm jobs, law jobs

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Legal Daydreaming

February 27, 2012 by Albert Wang Leave a Comment

Mr. Jones daydreams about BigLaw while at the law firm of Stern & Bild.

Filed Under: Comics, Lawyer Tagged With: biglaw, law firm jobs, law jobs

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Wait. You Mean It's Hard to Find a Job Right Now?

February 22, 2012 by Not an Elle Leave a Comment

Whose law school decision was such a close call that it hinged solely on the employment and salary statistics?

Filed Under: Columns, law school, Lawyer Tagged With: job search, law jobs, lawsuits

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