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Deposition Re: Katy Perry's Whereabouts Last Friday Night

September 8, 2011 by Bitter Poet 7 Comments

A poetic mashup of Katy Perry, and lessons in creating a solid deposition record about what happened last Friday night.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: drinking, gl11, katy perry, lyrics, Poetic Justice, songs

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