I’m a lawyer playing Mr. Bumble, the beadle in Oliver! And I’m sporting prodigious mutton chops.


US Supreme Court History of Facial Hair
A Bitter Lawyer infographic featuring moustaches, neckbeards, mutton chops, and the US Supreme Court.

Movember's Lawyer Stache Contest Winners
After reviewing the entries, the winner of our 2011 Movember stached lawyer contest is . . . .

Last Call for the $100 Lawyer Moustache
We’ll review the submissions and anoint an overall winner, based on how original, impressive, or fashionable the stache. Plus, donate $100 to charity.

Looking for the Best Movember Lawyers
We’re looking for the best staches in the business. And we’ll donate $100 in the winner’s name toward the cause of prostate cancer.