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Should I Tell the Court About My Mutton Chops?

November 8, 2013 by Ex-Bitter Leave a Comment

I’m a lawyer playing Mr. Bumble, the beadle in Oliver! And I’m sporting prodigious mutton chops.

Filed Under: Advice from an Ex-Bitter, Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: moustache

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US Supreme Court History of Facial Hair

November 4, 2013 by Gregory D. Luce Leave a Comment

A Bitter Lawyer infographic featuring moustaches, neckbeards, mutton chops, and the US Supreme Court.

Filed Under: Features Lawyer, Infographlike Substances, Lawyer Tagged With: beards, Featured, Infographlike Substances, moustache

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Movember's Lawyer Stache Contest Winners

December 21, 2011 by Gregory D. Luce Leave a Comment

After reviewing the entries, the winner of our 2011 Movember stached lawyer contest is . . . .

Filed Under: Contests, Lawyer Tagged With: moustache, Movember

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Last Call for the $100 Lawyer Moustache

November 30, 2011 by Gregory D. Luce 1 Comment

We’ll review the submissions and anoint an overall winner, based on how original, impressive, or fashionable the stache. Plus, donate $100 to charity.

Filed Under: Contests, Lawyer Tagged With: moustache, Movember

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Looking for the Best Movember Lawyers

November 21, 2011 by Gregory D. Luce 2 Comments

We’re looking for the best staches in the business. And we’ll donate $100 in the winner’s name toward the cause of prostate cancer.

Filed Under: Contests, Lawyer Tagged With: beards, gl11, moustache, Movember

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