I recently started live-blogging bad movies for Bitter Critic, and it’s been a mostly positive experience. Actually, it’s kind of a dream come true, because I grew up watching Mystery Science Theater 3000 and wishing I were on the show. This past year for Halloween I even went as the show, making Tom Servo and…
Cinéma Atroce: In the Name of the King
Tonight’s movie, In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, is adapted from the Dungeon Siege game and comes from legendary video-game-adaptation director Uwe Boll. Showtime is tonight, 9pm Central. Make yourself a cocktail, find yourself a comfy spot on the couch, and tune in to In the Name of the King on…
Cinéma Atroce: Dredd
Okay, Dredd is not a _bad_ movie. More like badass. It just doesn’t get much respect. Showtime is coming up soon: 9:30pm Central. Make yourself a cocktail, find yourself a comfy spot on the couch, and tune in to the liveblog starting at 9:30. Jump right down to the liveblog. Tonight’s Movie In a catastrophic…
Your 2014 Year-End Movie Roundup!
Yee-ha! Let’s round ‘em up! It’s the end of 2014, and this year’s movie trend was…well, the emerging style was…hmmm. Okay, let’s face it: a bunch of movies came out, some good, some bad, some indifferent. Here they are, in handy listicle format: The Good: Under the Skin – Creepy sci-fi/horror by director Jonathan Glazer…
Top 5 Law Movies for Summer
In honor of Independence Day, we thought we would bring you the top 5 law movies for summer. To qualify, movies had to take place in summer, with visibly sweating people who are complaining about the heat or celebrating July 4th—and of course, it had to relate to the law. So for those of you studying…
On the Set of Lathamed: The Movie
Law firm layoffs will be moving from pink slips to the silver screen in the upcoming film Lathamed. The film tells the story of the gutting of the big law dreams, or as the studio has described the movie, “It’s like Titanic, but with fewer survivors.” “Michael Bay was an easy choice for director,” we were…
If You’re Excited for 'Sex and the City 2,' Go Screw Yourself
Yes, I would rather brainstorm about rainmaking opportunities with a bunch of Elena Kagan lookalikes than subject myself to 146 insufferable minutes of oral sex double entendres delivered by a menopausal glamazon.
Tucker Max: The Anti-Lawyer
We caught up with Tucker Max to find out why he hated law school, his advice for envious lawyers, and if he’s ever bagged a gunner