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Live-Blogging The Dead

June 29, 2015 by Sarah Turner Leave a Comment

I recently started live-blogging bad movies for Bitter Critic, and it’s been a mostly positive experience. Actually, it’s kind of a dream come true, because I grew up watching Mystery Science Theater 3000 and wishing I were on the show. This past year for Halloween I even went as the show, making Tom Servo and…

Filed Under: Endings Tagged With: death, live-blogging, movies

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Cinéma Atroce: In the Name of the King

February 3, 2015 by Bomb Voyage Leave a Comment

Tonight’s movie, In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, is adapted from the Dungeon Siege game and comes from legendary video-game-adaptation director Uwe Boll. Showtime is tonight, 9pm Central. Make yourself a cocktail, find yourself a comfy spot on the couch, and tune in to In the Name of the King on…

Filed Under: Critic, Live Blog Tagged With: Cinéma Atroce, movies

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Cinéma Atroce: Dredd

January 27, 2015 by Bomb Voyage Leave a Comment

Okay, Dredd is not a _bad_ movie. More like badass. It just doesn’t get much respect. Showtime is coming up soon: 9:30pm Central. Make yourself a cocktail, find yourself a comfy spot on the couch, and tune in to the liveblog starting at 9:30. Jump right down to the liveblog. Tonight’s Movie In a catastrophic…

Filed Under: Critic, Live Blog Tagged With: Cinéma Atroce, movies

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Your 2014 Year-End Movie Roundup!

December 31, 2014 by Erik Schlittner 1 Comment

Yee-ha! Let’s round ‘em up! It’s the end of 2014, and this year’s movie trend was…well, the emerging style was…hmmm. Okay, let’s face it: a bunch of movies came out, some good, some bad, some indifferent. Here they are, in handy listicle format: The Good: Under the Skin – Creepy sci-fi/horror by director Jonathan Glazer…

Filed Under: Critic Tagged With: best of 2014, movies

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Top 5 Law Movies for Summer

July 6, 2011 by Bitter Staff 3 Comments

In honor of Independence Day, we thought we would bring you the top 5 law movies for summer. To qualify, movies had to take place in summer, with visibly sweating people who are complaining about the heat or celebrating July 4th—and of course, it had to relate to the law. So for those of you studying…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter by Numbers, movies, summer

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On the Set of Lathamed: The Movie

June 23, 2010 by Bitter Staff 16 Comments

Law firm layoffs will be moving from pink slips to the silver screen in the upcoming film Lathamed. The film tells the story of the gutting of the big law dreams, or as the studio has described the movie, “It’s like Titanic, but with fewer survivors.” “Michael Bay was an easy choice for director,” we were…

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: bitter exclusive, Generally Bitter, movies

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If You’re Excited for 'Sex and the City 2,' Go Screw Yourself

May 24, 2010 by Law Firm 10 29 Comments

Yes, I would rather brainstorm about rainmaking opportunities with a bunch of Elena Kagan lookalikes than subject myself to 146 insufferable minutes of oral sex double entendres delivered by a menopausal glamazon.

Filed Under: Columns, Law Firm 10, Lawyer Tagged With: movies, sex, television

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Tucker Max: The Anti-Lawyer

August 25, 2009 by Bitter Vault 43 Comments

We caught up with Tucker Max to find out why he hated law school, his advice for envious lawyers, and if he’s ever bagged a gunner

Filed Under: Interviews, Lawyer Tagged With: alternative careers, movies, Tucker Max

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