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A Memorandum To My Right Peroneus Longus

April 29, 2015 by Hannah Foster Leave a Comment

To: Peroneus Longus (right), Associate Ankle Stabilizer, Right Leg Dept. From: The Brain, Director of Whole Body, Inc. Date: April 28, 2015 Subject: Your Communication Regarding 04-06-2015 Trail Run It has come to my attention that you were dissatisfied with our 4-mile run through the woods on April 6, 2015. I understand that you felt…

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