Throughout this entire primary season, one inescapable fact has kept me awake at nights, gnawing at the very fabric of my understanding of politics: Bernie Sanders basically IS my Jewish grandfather. The similarities are more than few. Both were born and raised in Brooklyn (Bernie in Midwood, my grandfather in Bedford-Stuyvesant). Both were/are the children…


Bitter Prognosticating: Super Tuesday
In case you haven’t noticed, we here at Bitter Empire have found that we can predict the future, so we’ve turned our sights on Super Tuesday. Here are your bitter predictions: Alabama: One of the presidential candidates will be burnt in effigy. We can’t predict which one, but we’re hoping it will be Bernie. Just…