Today, the band Slaves posted a note about their name and why they feel it’s both positive and relevant, and how frustrated they are when people criticize it. Since it appears they don’t seem to understand the reasons why their name is problematic, I’ve written them back in an attempt to provide some perspective on…
A Band By Any Other Name Might Still Suck As Much
When I arrive at the fiery gates of hell, after what I hope is a long life full of responsible eating and better-than-terrible Final Fantasy sequels, I imagine Viet Cong, British India, Black Pussy, Slaves, Dirty Dike, and an infinite host of white, male, fuckawfully-named bands will be there, sans instruments, slouched in groups of chairs…