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48 Hours in the Mind of a Trial Attorney

September 11, 2013 by M Walter 1 Comment

The following post takes place in real time, from two days before a trial until the dust has settled.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: trial, trial preparation

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Karate-Style Trial Objections

December 4, 2012 by Gregory D. Luce 1 Comment

An illustrated guide to the ancient art of using karate-style objections at trial.

Filed Under: Infographlike Substances, Lawyer Tagged With: lawyering, trial preparation

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6 Essential Pre-Trial Discovery "Tools"

January 4, 2012 by Goo, Esq. Leave a Comment

What are the essential “tools” of pre-trial discovery? We’ve got the six essentials.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Bitter by Numbers, discovery, trial preparation

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A Paralegal’s Memory Is Long

February 16, 2009 by Your Faithful Paralegal 30 Comments

My power as a paralegal at this place may be small, but my memory is long. And that’s bad news for arrogant asshat associates.

Filed Under: Columns, Lawyer Tagged With: Generally Bitter, paralegals, trial preparation

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