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The Sociopath’s Guide To Grifting Free Stuff On Veterans Day

November 11, 2014 by Kaleb Horton 1 Comment

The hardest part of deceiving local businesses into giving you free stuff on Veterans Day is rationalizing it. At any given moment, you’re disrespecting at least two institutions: America in its entirety, every last part of it, and, you know, Olive Garden. But you have to rationalize it. You have to totally believe in this…

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