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Five Ways To Scam Yourself Into Winter Bliss

February 19, 2015 by Tara Jenson Leave a Comment

Weather–carping is a full time job here in Minnesota, especially when it hits February and temps have been lodged below zero for weeks while long-johns haven’t been removed since probably hunting season. It’s -10 Fahrenheit here at 44.9833° N latitude, and that’s not even the coldest part of the state. As for the rest of the country…

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