Perhaps your partner is just as bitter as you and would love these gifts for their irony, absurdity or just plain awfulness. If not, perhaps you should consider chocolate. Or better yet, mock this fake “holiday” for all it’s worth and just be nice to your stupid partner all bloody year long. We know. That sounds like a lot of work.
We aren’t even really sure where to start here. We particularly like that the advertisers can’t decide if she would prefer a vacuum or roses. Because obviously, dudes don’t need vacuums. Or a sweet smelling bouquet. But, we also wonder about the little rhyme: “Roses are lovely but soon fade away. A Sebo’s the gift she can use every day.” Who the mother-fluffer is vacuuming every day? Regardless of assigned genitalia, no one should be that into their carpet.